The Sneer Campaign is a collection of people hailing from around the world. It was founded in the early spring of 2015 by Dollissa and Amandoll, two dolls who don’t even really like dolls, unless they’re made of paper of course. Appearing occasionally in our content are our various friends that are delightful in their unique snowflake ways. As time wears on, you will see more of them, and they might even directly contribute from time to time.
We all share traits that make us similar, even though we are all each of us individuals and stunning in our range of differences. We all, for instance, believe in the basic goodness of Mr. Rogers, Carl Sagan, Peter Falk, and Secretariat the Famous Racehorse. Or maybe some of those friends just go along with it because they are tired of our constant proselytizing. We enjoy quips, gossip, and delicious levels of cattiness. We are, all of us, deeply taken with the art of conversation. We never stop talking. Never.
Contact Sneer Campaign: firstname.lastname@example.org
Dollissa is a very small person who lives in Newark, New Jersey. Even though she is short and perpetually caffeinated, she is remarkably calm and even quiet. This is because she hates most noises and also movement. Her interests include: bees, honey, Yolandi Visser, reading reading reading books, talking to Amandoll, consuming tea and coffee, and watching tv shows and movies on the Internet.
On here, her duties involve caring for the technical aspects of the site, managing our calendars and (future) products, and writing articles. She actually has a day job, which consists mostly of sneering.
Contact her: email@example.com
Amandoll is one of those artistic types. Originally hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio, she spends some of her time with friends or family, and some of her time adrift. She is an avid waster of time who strongly believes that there is no such thing as wasting time. Sometimes she finds herself in the throes of powerful bouts of productivity which is fortunate because she currently has a thousand projects. Amandoll loves the past, the future, earth, plague doctors, and an eclectic selection of music.
On this site, she draws all the pictures, makes the comics, creates all of the store content, and writes a fair amount.
Contact her: firstname.lastname@example.org
Saxon is our newest addition. From Adelaide, Australia, she enjoys wordplay, pop culture, excellent music, social issues, and pithy remarks. She is in control of our Twitter account, for better or worse, and is a constant source of article ideas, poems, pronoun thoughts, delight, and comedy. There is no one better at SnapChat Humor.
Daniel Haun is a tall man from the mountainous regions of Tennessee. A lifelong vegetarian, he seems to be a gentle sort, interested in such things as observational humor, crackpot theories, and basic mental health. He writes for us partially because he wants to, and partially because he cannot stop himself.
Billy Holiday is a Southerner. Currently, he makes his home in North Carolina. Billy’s interests lie in professional wrasslin, horror films of all kinds, old video games, gossip, and laughing too hard at mean remarks made during casual conversation. His role on this site is to yammer on about HIS day like some bitter old man eternally sitting in front of an old general store.
OMGJeremy of Indianapolis used to have his own site when the internet was new and meaner. In fact, his site used to be the home of Amandoll, Billy, Haun, and Cchris! On here, he mostly lets us use his old articles that aren’t about video games (you can see those at Retrovania) or Hentai (you can’t see those anywhere, thankfully).
CChris is a perpetual mystery who is rumored to live somewhere in Canada. He mostly exists to make snide comments, perplex Amandoll daily, and inspire us by the hour.
AlexT casts his sneers all the way from London, England. He has far-flung, wide-ranging interests and watches many documentaries. His conversation skillz are top-notch.
Jimmy O’Brien is another denizen of New Jersey, but not Newark. He is a legitimate real life Pokémon Master with multiple trophies, accolades, and championship title belts. He is a living legend.