starring Dorothy Parker
Persiflage: (n.) light and contemptuous mockery or banter
What is to be done when your two best buds share a birthday? You plan a party for them to share, whether they want to or not, of course! This is what happens up in VIP Heaven every single day. All the glorious divas and class acts and famous historical figures continually share the spotlight (which actually might be VIP Hell, now that I think of it) with their birthday brothers and sisters. But you know that Mae West would be able to make the most of it.
I have drawn her engaging in a dance and typical maewestian banter with my noble ancestor, David Crockett.
Happy Birthday to these superstar icons!
We know you miss Broad City as much as we do and can’t wait for whenever it starts again, so we’re here to help.
Whether your favorite part of this scene was Abbi’s remarkable Drew Barrymore impression, the blood leaking from her mouth, or Ilana’s weed delivery to their moving taxi, we hope this satisfies all your Broad City needs. Every single one of them.
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Celebrated reptoid spy, Benedict Cumberbatch, took time away from posing as a human actor to sit for a portrait in his natural form today. Outfitted from head to toe in the warrior garb of his home dimension known as Cumboid 7, the much sought-after actor experienced his birthday yesterday. He is nearing forty earth years of age.
Distinguished man-shaped amphibian, Benedict Cumberbatch, indulges us today by posing for a portrait in his natural form. Showing off his athletic build which is a necessity on his mostly-aquatic home planet, Bendicthia, the much-lauded actor recently took part in launching an affordable theater ticket scheme, so that more earthlings can experience him directly.
The exalted humanoid space creature, Benedict Cumberbatch, thrills us today by sitting for a portrait in his natural form. Showing off a super sexy twin-snake headdress made fashionable by the high priests on his home planet, Cumbrachia, the award-winning actor says he is excited for the imminent birthing of his hybrid spawn with new wife, Sophie Hunter, whose current condition is deemed unfit for public viewing.
We would like to extend all the well-wishing in the world to Mr. Harrison Ford, an invaluable treasure of an actor who seems to live life teetering on the edge of accidental annihilation. He was recently in a plane crash. He is currently recovering. We hope he heals swiftly and is up and flying around again soon!
Thank you to Justin Pierce, maker of The Non-Adventures of Wonderella, for the idea. You should read all of his comics, because they are excellent. You could also stand to read Wonderella’s Twitter feed.
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