We have a lot of fears. Some make sense; others, not so much. This latter type will be featured once monthly until we run out of material, at which point, we might begin accepting the fears of our readers. 

For as long as I can remember, I’ve loved it when my knees went the right way. Bending in front of me as I walk. Hinge, bend, flex they go. But then I saw an internet video where a lady has her knees go the WRONG way — a way they should never go. Now forever when the slightest amount of pressure is put on my leg I think… is this it? Is this the day I get finally get backwards kneed? Finding my leg forever forming a flippy-floppy flop-noodle festering with flexibility fever? So far, I’ve been fortunate. But it’s only a matter of time before my number is up.