Unsurprisingly Strong Biscuit Opinions

I’m comin’ atcha with some biscuit news in comic form. No, not the delicious Southern American buttermilk biscuits in all of their heavenly flaky buttery glory goodness — the biscuits of which we speak on this day in this post are from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. Cookie biscuits.

A panel from the comic coming up later, it depicts Alex T pointing a pointer to a board that's covered in pictures and connecting red strings. Amandoll looks on.

While locked in on an endless scroll on Instagram, I happened upon this Irish fellow who seems to be just absolutely everywhere these days. Good for him! He seems to be nice enough and worthwhile viewing and sometimes brings important topics to the table, such as this one (oh boy I hope it embeds properly and you can watch it right here!):

McVitie’s digestives are so tasty. They’re so good. I have been snacking on them for years. They trick me with the name “digestives” because I am like “this must be a health treat.” And the name McVitie’s is close enough to McVitamins that I am tricked even further. However, I’d been eating them the wrong way, apparently. Many might say I’d been eating them the normal way. To find out, I went to our own AlexT (whose defining feature on Sneer Campaign is that he is English) for his cultural opinion on a cultural difference. I am not well-educated on British cuisines, but I do have this inside source.

And on this day, comic dialogue resulted.

A vertical comic titled “Unsurprisingly Strong Biscuit Opinions”, starring Alex T and Amandoll, based on a real chat from April 26th, 2025. The background is purple with decorative golden cloud shapes. The style is playful and hand-drawn, featuring two characters: one with short brown hair and a black shirt (AlexT), and one with short dark hair in an ugly striped shirt (Amandoll).

Panel 1:
Amandoll, holding up a tablet with a paused video of a man eating a biscuit, says, “I need your official stance on this matter.”

Panel 2:
Both characters stare tensely at the screen. The screen by the way is showing screen captures of the actual video.

Panel 3:
Alex T, looking a little exasperated already: “Well for a start, I think it's really fucking presumptuous to assume how I eat a choc digestive.”

Panel 4:
Alex T continues, looking very well pleased with himself: “I actually have many techniques and variations – all based on empirical observation and hypothesis testing.”

Panel 5:
AlexT in a sort of close up, floating head style, looking stern: “As I would expect every Brit worth their salt does.”

Panel 6:
Amandoll deadpans: “I need you to try it 'the right way' to see if it shocks you.”
Alex T, arms raised in anger: “I already have. Many times.”
Amandoll prompts: “And?”

Panel 7:
AlexT's head floats in clouds as he says a lot of words about it: “It gives a significantly different mouthfeel. More solid. Colder. Reduces potential bisket loss through unintended crumble. It basically makes the choc more prevalent, I’d say. Which is not a bad thing.”

Panel 8:
Amandoll, suspicious: “So the crumble in the vid was just an unfortunate fluke?”
AlexT breaks the 4th wall and declares: “I think this guy deliberately bombed the whole experiment to farm clicks.

Panel 9:
Amandoll looks aghast, their face overlaid with a red “HOT TAKE!” circle.

Panel 10:
AlexT turns it into a big lecture, complete with a wild theory board that consists of lots of pictures and red string. Amandoll looks on, impassively. He's saying: “I’d also say around 30% of all choc digestive eats are after a tea dunk, which introduces a whole host of other variables to consider.”
Floating notes beside them read:
– “reduces crumble”
– “introduces mush risk”
– “risk of collapse”
– “It’s a bic designed for dunking, imo, as is the custard cream.”

Panel 11:
The two characters stand calmly. AlexT summarizes:
“In conclusion, the upside down/south facing method is perfectly valid. It just depends what you want from that particular bic munch. Each way promotes choc or bikkie, depending. I personally like mixing it up for variety.”

Panel 12:
They both stand there in silence. They seem a little stunned.

Panel 13:
AlexT hands over the tablet while Amandoll states: “You could do your own Reels.”

Panel 14:
AlexT says “I’d be much more thorough than this joker.”

Panel 15:
AlexT's head alone in this panel mutters: “Absolute clown.”

Footer text: sneercampaign.com 2025 | Amanda Wood

Remind me to some day tell you about the saga of the cold to-go sandwiches that England believes is its crowning achievement in food advancements. It involves the parallel saga of AlexT getting pretty wound up about it.

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