Custard Has A Dirty Secret

Our cats are tricksters, escape artists, bold, too smart or too stupid. This is not to say that our cats are different than other cats. They are all pretty much the same. They are less like pets and more like shiftless roommates, forever late on the rent and refusing to clean up after themselves. We provide illustrated guides to them, once monthly.

A four panel comic about a cute calico cat named Custard. Panel 1 shows a narrow faced tabby cat named Haircut. The words say, "We call Haircut a filthy trash raccoon."
Panel 2 shows the ghost of a tabby cat. The words say, "We called the Captain a gross junk yard dog - his kitty soul rest in peace." The third panel shows the calico named Custard. The words say "But Custard is not innocent!"

The bottom panel is larger than the rest and shows that Custard is blissfully rolling in a heap of clothes. The words tattle on her like this: "She is a stink roller! She finds towels that need cleansing, she gets into dirty laundry hampers! She finds offensive shoes! Gets her face inside of the shoes! She's disgusting! She makes us uncomfortable!"

Last month, we introduced Ronald! And after this comic, Tuff Ghost got one.
But maybe you’d like to see everything about Custard?

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