Our favorite moody siren from the silver screen is back again in comic form! Today, she is Greta Garbfield, a wistful and somber cat who has much to say about the nature of her life. Yes, these are real quotes from the historical Garbo, untampered with, and as true today as they ever were.

Enjoy the comic. And click it for the real size, if you are so inclined.

Garbfield, a comic about Greta Garbo styled like Garfield.

Panel 1: Garbfield in cat bed with entire body covered: "I want to be alone."

Panel 2: Garbield in recliner in front of TV. "This is where I have wasted the best years of my life."

Panel 3: Garbfield smiles near a coffee mug. "Is there anything better than to be longing for something when you know it is within reach?"

Panel 4: Garbfield looking glum next to a martini. "I'm afraid of nothing except being bored."

Panel 5: Garbfield looking grumpy lying down atop a nightstand. "There seems to be a law that governs all our actions so I never make plans."

Panel 6: Garbfield lying on back. "There is no one who would have me -- I can't cook!"

Panel 7: Garbfield face down in food bowl. "Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it."

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