TarotScopes: March Gladness

It’s March! Finally the days are getting a bit longer and Spring is right around the corner. I don’t know about you guys, but last month seemed like the looooonnnggeesst February of my life. There was a feeling of so much left up in the air and in March it will be crunch time… so here we are.

The month may start off kind of unremarkable and then picks up as it progresses, which is the complete opposite of that old saying about March coming in like a lion and going out like a lamb. I would be doing a disservice if I didn’t give you a heads up about Mercury Retrograde starting on the 5th and ending on the 28th. So take it easy and proceed with caution, have plan B, C, and D just in case, and clarify every thing. Knowing is half the battle, so maybe we can all pull this one off without a hitch! Since it is in the sign of Pisces maybe use your time getting lost in naps, spiritual pursuits, and creative projects. Not anything new or make it or break it type things… just stuff to calm those frazzled nerves. On the 6th the next day, Uranus, known as the wild card planet, goes into Taurus for the next seven years. By mid-month we ought to be accomplishing a bit more. On the 20th, Aries season starts and there’s a Super Moon in its opposite sign of Libra. This can bring in beautiful potential!

The 5 of Swords Reversed is coming in for most signs — makes me think that it is a month riddled with wins, losses, and power plays. We must remind ourselves to be good sports. When we lose, we can’t throw a tantrum and when we win we must not say “IN YO FACE!!!” to our opponents. Leave behind the need to be right all the time… it isn’t very fun and can be isolating.

As always, consider your Moon and Rising sign in addition to your Sun. What comes through for each sign is general. If you wish to have a more personalized reading, please visit my Etsy shop or message me on my FB page Tarot By Tonyana.

PISCES (February 19 -March 20)

Week 1: This can be quite a creative week for you! Artistic skills are coming out full force and people are amazed at how resourceful you are. Some of you with formidable musical skills will get to show that off as well. You may invite a talented wallflower up to share the spotlight.
Week 2: There may be something that transpires that seems a bit problematic at first but can be remedied relatively fast. It feels very bizarre and may have you questioning your faith in humanity. Don’t go that route! It is just a huge hiccup and once that is done there’s nowhere to go but up and then breathe easy.
Week 3: You will remember this week fondly for years to come. It is a bit confrontational, but you will rise to the occasion. Not everyone is gonna get your ideas, but that ought not stop you from seeing them through. You dance to the beat of your own drum. So what if you aren’t everyone’s cup of tea? As long as you are expressing your Truth that is all that matters. Someday you will seen as some kind of genius for going against the grain.
Week 4: You receive some sweet treatment so make sure you say thank you and give the Universe a lil shout out too. Make sure to share your bountiful harvest of perks. March has been mighty exhilarating!

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Week 1: You start to wonder if you have taken on more than you can possibly chew. Figure out the difference between luxury and necessity. You may wanna get out while the getting is good.
Week 2: Make sure that you aren’t always going for that long shot while you have a safe bet. You are tempted to be a bit greedy, but that could blow up in your face. It may be that you are caught up in the process of wanting instead of being grateful for what you have.
Week 3: You really need to just relax. Go ahead and let out that long sigh. There are lots of worries wreaking havoc in your head. Make sure to get some meditation and naps in this week.
Week 4: You really want to impress the ones who sign your checks, but circumstances keep making it appear like you’re some kind of slacker. Some of you will try to remedy your shit mood with some retail therapy or out to eat for every meal… good ol emotional spending. Do realize that this is counter productive.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Week 1: It wouldn’t be in your best interest to start any internet flirtations right now. The connections you make this week could be highly questionable. Be extra smart about social things on the 6th.
Week 2: It may be in your best interest to break away from social media for awhile. In fact, that alone is a big step towards self-care. Try to get outside and breathe some fresh air.
Week 3: NOW is the time to extend your hand in order to grow your networks. You will meet just the person who can help you tie up loose ends and get a project off the ground. A call from a Gemini personality will spark you into action! Don’t count on them being around forever. They serve their purpose and flitter away.
Week 4: Someone special that you have known forever lets you know in no uncertain terms that they have had just about enough of your stubborn bullshit. They love you, they just wish you would try new things. You need to embrace the times. I feel like this has to do with a technological investment. Your argument may be radiation or something and it tests their patience because they know you are just resistant to change and having to learn another skill.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

Week 1: Your love life could be adversely affected this week, which will make you take a financial hit because of emotional spending. The one you thought was on your side simply isn’t. Sex won’t feel very connective at all or a bit lackluster. It makes you wonder whether you ought to bother moving forward with this person. Being left so unsatisfied in love makes you a bit agitated in other areas of life too. It causes you to make dumb decisions because it’s difficult to think clearly. For some of you, forgive me for being so crass, it may come down to getting off or getting out.
Week 2: Don’t feed the fear monster! Step backs are sure to happen, but there’s no need to stress out. You’ve heard it said before: worrying is praying for what you don’t want. Bitching and moaning isn’t going to solve anything. Chill out. Take a breather and regain a fresh perspective.
Week 3: You have to stop holding onto the glory days and focus on right now. In order to move ahead professionally, you may have to let go of a title that makes you feel like a big shot. Some Geminis may have a casual sexual encounter this week.
Week 4: A parental figure may throw some cash in your direction to make life a bit easier. You feel very healthy while those around you seem to be dropping like flies because of something going around. Because of this, a higher up sees you as a reliable tough cookie that can be counted upon. While you may not be sniffly, your mental health could use more balance.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Week 1: A request you have may be rejected outright. You get told no before you’ve had time to get a complete sentence out. There is just too much policy and red tape to get anywhere with this, despite your really awesome idea. Maybe try again mid-April.
Week 2: You may feel like your work is a bit overwhelming these days. There may be a need to keep a tighter budget. I feel like someone you are close to is a bit of a spend thrift and you have to get things back to where they were.
Week 3: You simply cannot wrangle up all the funds it takes to do everything your loved ones fancy. Somebody may not even bother inviting you to something because they don’t wanna hear your spiel about saving money. You may be hurt, but you realize that this person has a very different set of circumstances than you.
Week 4: Things may not turn out exactly as you’d hope they would. This could be a disappointing end to the month. It may make you question if you really did all you could or dropped the ball in some way.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Week 1: You haven’t really been achieving your optimal potential as of late. It just seems for every step forward there’s two steps back. You don’t know what to do with yourself. Best advice: give yourself a break.
Week 2: Spend as much time in solitude as possible this week. You need to soak up some meditation and get some time out in nature. Savor this because very soon you won’t have a moment to yourself.
Week 3: Remind yourself that everything happens for a reason. You will see the blessing to why things didn’t work out as you’d hoped. Embrace the changes. After all change is the ONLY thing you can count on. The more you can roll with the punches, the luckier you will be. Luck is a skill, for sure! You may receive a monetary blessing right in the nick of time.
Week 4: You may feel a bit responsible and confused as to what else you could possibly do for another’s tricky situation. This person’s circumstances are pretty soul-crushing. Things may not be as they seem. A secret is about to be revealed.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Week 1: You instinctively know what to do at work to make your days go a bit smoother. Because of Mercury Retrograde starting up this week, you can bet some old conversations will get revisited. Co-workers may ask about your love life, which may put you on edge. It makes you wonder why they are so concerned. Don’t talk to them about those issues. Only talk to whom it involves.
Week 2: A deep relationship wound may be made. Someone is likely to fall off that pedestal. You said you would stick it out with this person through thick and thin… so you at least owe them a conversation before you storm off.
Week 3: People show up late, which you find annoying, but you’d be wise to just be forgiving about it. Go out on a limb and throw punctuality out of the window because chances are good no one will be adhering to schedules this week. Everything will seem so up in the air. Instead of fighting it, just accept it from the get go.
Week 4: In an effort to stand up for yourself, you end up sounding like an arrogant ass. As forgiving as you are of others, they ought to afford you a bit of trash talking. Someone is likely to get quite a kick from it!

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Week 1: You know you have to get more organized, but you are putting that stuff off as long as possible. There is also a pressing issue about things you ingest or consume into your body that you know ought to be nipped in the bud. However, it appears that you will put a detox on the back burner too.
Week 2: Now is the week to implement a no pain, no gain approach to things. You will have to toughen up to see things through. I feel like you are doing lots of healing that makes you stronger and builds endurance.
Week 3: You have a responsibility to your psyche to engage in self-care. Now is the time to cry some things out in private and breathe through the pain. In order to be of any use to anyone, you are going to have to let yourself truly feel things to the hilt. Allow those tears to cleanse you. Use the power of the Full Moon energy on the 20th in your sign to let go of past relationship fears that aren’t helping today’s connections.
Week 4: Mercury Retro may hit you hard this week. In an effort to not deal with people, you may spend way too much time on Pinterest or taking dumb quizzes on what Disney Princess you are. Humans are getting on your damn nerves! They are really testing your patience. It is probably best to reserve bone picking conversations with others till mid-April when things are a bit more clear. In the mean time, try to do something more productive than social media lurking… like maybe go over your finances to get a better idea of where your money is going or coming from.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Week 1: A Summer job or source of income during the warmer months is presented to you, but you may wanna say no because things will be much different by then. Your work environment or your desk may be a mess, but you choose to live in your own filth for a while longer. This chaos is like your job security. You pity the fool who can function as well or make sense of your system. Sleep needs to be made more of a priority.
Week 2: You may have an online stalker or someone hoping that you will connect with them in some way. Be cautious. This person brings lots of baggage with them. And once more, they will bring others into the mix who will prove to be troublesome. You like this person because they make you feel young and beautiful, but this is how they will hook you. Just keep on your toes.
Week 3: A friend gets butt hurt about you not remembering a special day or showing zilch sentimentality towards something. This person is important to you, so perhaps heed this warning and figure out if their is something that you are forgetting. You may lose your BFF status if you drop the ball on this one. Even though you think a nostalgic custom is kinda silly, participate because it is everything to your friend.
Week 4: It wouldn’t be wise to confess your innermost secrets to anyone right now… maybe never… but definitely not now. You probably won’t receive the support or understanding you’d hope for. There is a childlike trust in others at this time, but it is misplaced. In fact hanging out with children or animals may be just what you need. For those coupled Scorpios, if you aren’t wanting to have kids, make sure you are protected. It’s a fertile time for that.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Week 1: You may end up stranded somewhere at an inopportune time or at the very least just feel abandoned. This will make you question the future much more deeply. Don’t make any quick breaks, because this is an isolated incident.
Week 2: You decide to let go of something for now and return to it when the circumstances make more sense. Someone’s behavior is a bit intolerable and you don’t know what to do about it right now. I feel like this is someone that you care about so much that is being unreasonable. For others, it may be a pet being a little shithead.
Week 3: People expect so much from you. Every time your circumstances increase, they want a piece of that pie. It seems like all your efforts are so others can prosper. There is a possibility that you are being used.
Week 4: Some of you may make a split and will try to figure out what is coming with you and what you are leaving behind. Before doing anything brash, unless you are in an abusive situation, it may be best to wait till mid-April and see how you feel then. You are definitely getting the short end of the stick, but lets think rationally before making a big exit.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Week 1: You are standing up for yourself! There will be intense agitation because of the effect of a particular phone call or IM. People are out there stirring up trouble and threatening your home life. Not today, Satan.
Week 2: Be prepared for lots of self-reflection this week. It is a very spiritual time. You are walking your Truth now more than ever. It brings on a life altering event concerning work where you feel a bit off kilter, but you got this.
Week 3: Things are taking form and you will hear news to put you at ease. An enterprise may start up, if you can delay this till after Mercury Retro and after its shadow till around mid-April it would be much smoother. There are career opportunities all over the place!
Week 4: You are really quite emotional this week. I feel like this has mostly to do with your bottom line and career endeavors. Fixing meals may be a hassle and lack of sleep too. You may not feel super secure where you live and it is affecting your health.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Week 1: You may be holding back and holding off. That heart chakra may need to be reopened, while you’re at it have your reiki person check out the solar plexus too. I get the sense that some of you have been through the wringer in relationships and you just don’t know a good thing when you see it anymore. Maybe enough healing hasn’t been done yet in order for you to show the kind of vulnerability that this love is going to require. You dislike uncertainty and love doesn’t come with guarantees. It’s almost like you are searching for reasons why it won’t work out. Self sabotage at its finest.
Week 2: Misunderstandings are running rampant. You just zone out and people have to call your name or snap their fingers to get you back to reality. More has been taken on than you can possibly get done and you know it. Work is getting out of hand.
Week 3: You find out the hard way that the grass is actually no greener on the other side. Knowing this now, perhaps you can save yourself a bit of trouble. Let them move on without you.
Week 4: An unexpected change of plans may mess with your finances a bit. It will wreck conflict with others, to the point that they decide you aren’t bending backwards enough and they’re about to dip. All this may leave you feeling hopeless… but it’s a bump in the road. Everything will improve from here on out.

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