True Life Portraits: Benedict Cumberbatch, Amphibious Heartthrob

Distinguished man-shaped amphibian, Benedict Cumberbatch, indulges us today by posing for a portrait in his natural form. Showing off his athletic build which is a necessity on his mostly-aquatic home planet, Bendicthia, the much-lauded actor recently took part in launching an affordable theater ticket scheme, so that more earthlings can experience him directly.

A slithery amphibious lizard man lounges on a slick, slimy looking blue chair. The humanoid is wearing light minty green shorts and collar that has a green gemstone clasp. His boots are mid-shin high and seem reminiscent of UGGS. They are space boots, though.

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