They say to write what you know, and we do that here at Sneer Campaign as best we can, as people who don’t know nothin’. However, less commonly heard as far as sayings go is to “create a new RedBubble store that sells what you believe.” I am informing you now that I have created a new RedBubble store in order to sell items bearing one of my core beliefs. I believe in eating the rich. I believe in consuming them whole and then distributing their wealth. I believe it every day and think about it frequently, incessantly.

The slogan of eating the rich is in no way a new one. A Frenchman passionately speaking out against the wealthy classes back in the 1700s allegedly proclaimed, “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.” As we all know, in the 1700s things did not go so well for the rich. It’s an inspirational story. I think about that frequently, too.

Every item you see in the Eat the Rich section of my store, I drew and uploaded in the past three days. I may have been motivated by the news that the intolerable Elon Musk has now surpassed the mysterious and sinister Jeff Bezos as wealthiest man in the whole world. Both of them are hoarding hundreds of billions of dollars, which I don’t even need Carl Sagan to explain to me is TOO MUCH MONEY. Meanwhile even the next few billionaires on the list of top wealthiest seem poor in comparison. Maybe us regular people can never eat them because our brittle, impoverished teeth would break on their exoskeletons which are made of precious metals. However, I am always hopeful that the rich will wind up eating each other into extinction. That would be beautiful.

Why another store, though? Why did I not put up yet another category in Sneer 1 Imports? Well, mostly it is because that store has hundreds of designs already. We need to do yet ANOTHER overhaul where we have the sneeriest items there, and Amandoll items can stay, but Standard Amandard products can go over here, in mine. I’m starting up a personal brand, you could say, whether or not that’s really accurate. There is an instagram with nothing on it and a site that has even less than that. But these things will surely be used. I will grow to love them.

StandarAmandar will be continually added to, so be sure to “favorite” me and check back fairly often! It will be home to my many eat the rich ideas, as well as at least one other section consisting of those 1920s and 30s work incentive posters of old. I am faithfully recreating them in fine resolution because I simply cannot find reproductions of them anywhere! I need them to decorate Sneer Houses and generally can only find originals, for thousands of dollars. So I am seizing the day and providing a service that is sorely lacking, just as the work incentive posters themselves have encouraged me to do!

Some day, I will absolutely convert them to Sneer Parody for article content as well as Sneer 1 products. So if you’d rather wait around for that, I sure wouldn’t blame you.