Haircut Is Always Mad

Our cats are tricksters, escape artists, bold, too smart or too stupid. This is not to say that our cats are different than other cats. They are all pretty much the same. They are less like pets and more like shiftless roommates, forever late on the rent and refusing to clean up after themselves. We provide illustrated guides to them, once monthly.

This is a comic about Haircut the Cat. It is titled "Haircut is always mad." In panel one, it is a close up of her angular squinted eyes. The words say "haircut has strange little scowly eyes." The next panel, there is a drawing of her farther back, looking very disapproving. The words say "they never open up to round!" There is an arrow pointing to her and she is labeled Sneer Cat. The third panel is only words. They say "for a while we thought we were misinterpreting her natural eye shape."

The large panel at the bottom explains: "But no! We realized that she is always expecting dinner and is confused and upset that we aren't feeding her! She is outraged and scolding us 100% of every day!" Accompanying this is a drawing of her looking angry and chubby and saying "weh! mweh!" which is kind of how her meows go.

Sneer Back

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