How We Spent Our Riches

I was inspired by a post made by the creators of Cards Against Humanity. Although I’m not really a fan of the game, I loved their holiday post, in which they accepted $5 from customers for literally nothing in return. Then, they posted about how the money was spent. Previously, they had donated large amounts to charity, so maybe a lot of those people assumed it would be donated. Some of it was! But they also seem to have had a lot of fun!

Anyway, the amount of money we have made so far is laughably small. We’ve only had our fabulous store for about 4 months, so it’s understandable, I guess. Considering we paid for our domain name, some hosting fees, and $5 for accidentally boosting a Facebook post, we pretty much have enough left to feed our cats for a week.

An illustration of Dollissa and Amandoll that was originally drawn in 2017 or earlier, when Dollissa had blonde short frizzy hair, and Amandoll had (still asymmetrical) partially dyed blue hair.

They are both displaying opulent wealth. Dollissa is dressed like Henry VIII and Amandoll is dressed like Norma Desmond from Sunset Blvd, and she is literally burning paper money.

The words "delicious, obnoxious wealth" are included in the image.

But we want things! So for the purposes of this post, pretend we each made $250, which might happen in a few years. To be clear, we did already spend this money, completely regardless of how much we actually earned.


Total: $262.24


Total: $252.91

If anyone wants to help us out, we are at least $12.24 and $2.91 in debt.

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