The Captain Is Not Fat

Our cats are tricksters, escape artists, bold, too smart or too stupid. This is not to say that our cats are different than other cats. They are all pretty much the same. They are less like pets and more like shiftless roommates, forever late on the rent and refusing to clean up after themselves. We provide illustrated guides to them, once monthly.

This comic is titled "The Captain Is Not Fat" an illustrated guide to the cats of sneer campaign.

Panel 1: The Captain sits, beefy. Mouth open. Panicked hunger pleading in his eyes. The words say "He's not."
Panel 2: He stands up, a stocky tabby guy with tuxedo pattern. The words say "He's actually really muscular!"
Panel 3: His little concerned chubby face. Words say: "It's kind of scary."
Panel 4: The Captain is lying on his back and you can see his bare stomach. It is supposed to be ab muscles but everyone says it looks like big stitches. They are wrong! Anyway the words say: "People don't like to believe me so sometimes I consider shaving his belly. Show off that 6 pack abs sitch, Captain. Show those doubters."

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