We have a lot of fears. Some make sense; others, not so much. This latter type will be featured once monthly until we run out of material, at which point, we might begin accepting the fears of our readers. 

Before you call the suicide hotline and put me on a watch list, I will have you know that this is not a suicidal tendency. However, when I find myself high atop anything that could result in injury or death, I am genuinely afraid that my body will betray me and throw itself off. I don’t think this is even a “fear of heights.” It is a fear of my own self. … Maybe put me on that watch list after all.