Hold still! This is not an endorsement or suggestion! It is the name of a real chat comic!
Cchris and I have a syncing habit where we watch television shows together. Usually, we prefer the paranormal entertainment of ghost-hunting and the unexplained (but not UFO abductions!) For whatever reason, the long-running cartoon called Bob’s Burgers has been a… I guess not a “favorite” — more like it’s just there… for many years now. We were watching it every week or so until recently, when that episode about pinworms aired, which grossed us out completely and now I guess we just don’t even want to see them or hear their voices anymore.
In the naive year of 2018, there was a little moment in our decades of dialogue where I casually wielded a guilt trip because I had nothing better to do. I effortlessly nearly became my own mother without realizing it, but somehow it worked. Let’s just get the pleasant comic part out of the way so I can complain about this show a little more, and also offer you some content from none other than cchris himself! Stay tuned.
We used to watch that show so much, but looking back through our chatlogs, our viewings had plenty of laughs, sure, but also plenty of us being hugely annoyed by the antics of a character. Lots of us being aggravated by more singing. It’s amazing how long we endured it. It’s amazing how fickle we can be, too, I guess.
I’ve just done the unthinkable and fitted an entirely different conversation into the first comic. I don’t always feel like making some paragraphs of opinions. If this works just as well maybe I will do it more often :o
In a little indignant fury, cchris made up future episodes that probably are in the works, or have already been made and we didn’t know it. If this isn’t the case and the writers for Bob’s Burgers would like to contact cchris to lend his scatalogical brilliance to the show, comment below and we will make sure he sees your offers of luxurious employment.
“Tell It to My Fart“
Louise suspects a classmate of farting. B Plot: Linda organizes another event where the entire town winds up singing and choreographed dancing again.
“A Dream’s Just a Wish a Shart Makes“
Gene deals with farts. B Plot: Linda, Bob and Teddy nearly die trying to fix their deathtrap townhouse.
“Shit Me Baby One More Time”
Tina is dealing with incontinence. B Plot: Teddy loses his mind over something.
“Fly Me to the Poon”
Linda isn’t shaving her crotch. B Plot: Teddy takes flying lessons.
“Friday the Turdteenth“
Bob tries to find out who’s shitting in their pumpkin.