Caffeinature vs Caffeinurture: Starring Doofus and Darling

Welcome back to our monthly comic series, Doofus and Darling. If you had Highlights for Children magazine when you were young, you’ve seen Goofus and Gallant. If not, it probably doesn’t matter anyway.

A doofus and darling comic. On the left, there is Doofus sitting at her computer desk, scowling while sipping her giant mug of coffee. Other coffee mugs are near her. Beneath it it says, "Doofus takes her 100 daily coffees black, like her heart."

On the right, the panel shows Darling at her computer desk, sitting with her head propped up in her left hand as she stares hollowly forward, mug in hand (other mugs on her desk, too). Beneath, it says, "Darling takes her 100daily coffee full of sweeteners, like her (italicized her) heart."

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