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Onion Facts: Starring Doofus And Darling

Welcome back to our monthly comic series, Doofus and Darling. If you had Highlights for Children magazine when you were young, you’ve seen Goofus and Gallant. If not, it probably doesn’t matter anyway.

Two panel comic called Doofus and Darling. It is one scene split into two panels: a dining table where Darling on the left and Doofus on the right are sitting down with their meal, which is slices of onion. The left panel shows Darling frowning as the cooked onion steams up a skull and crossbones. The caption says "Darling loves onions, but if she eats them, she will get a tummy ache. On the right, Doofus is happily eating a full plate of onion and onion is on her fork. The caption says "Doofus loves onions and will eat them whole. She will eat them raw!"

Go back to the previous doofdar, where we are both in pain. Or see the next doofdar, where we forget that people eat.

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