Here at Sneer we often have moments that are hard in life, like anyone else. But luckily we’re surrounded by THINGS. Things that we love and make us happy. Things that connect us to each other. Things we can eat. This song is incomplete, of course. Good, catchy songs should only last about three minutes, and to list all of our faves would surely make a song that lasted hours. Maybe I could have done that, but also it becomes tiring trying to think of how to rhyme Secretariat and include Mr Rogers and.. and golly we sure do like a lot of things!

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Winged shoes on small feet and Jewelbots on thin wrists, Art Deco portraits and musical playlists. Buy ancient trilobites mixed in with bling: These are a few of our favorite things. Mean Bette Davis and lone Greta Garbo, Chico and Zeppo and Groucho and Harpo, old films where everyone dances and sings: These are a few of our favorite things! Fortresses hidden on cold icy islands, novelty items encrusted with diamonds, haughty behavior that hurts til it stings: These are a few of our favorite things.

When the cats fight, when we’re dying, when we’re feeling S.A.D. – we simply remember our favorite things and then we don’t feel so bad!

Screaming at cryptics and stories with plot twists, impossibly long and detailed To Do Lists, looking through telescopes – seeing nothing, these are a few of our favorite things. Dreaming big dreams til we wake up all cheering. Coffee then yoga then shower then sneering. Watching T.V. and eating cake icing: These are a few of our favorite things.

When the cats bite, when our ears ring, when we’re feeling mad, we simply remember our favorite things and then we don’t feel so sad!

We simply remember our favorite things – like planting a garden that saves all the bees! And then we will feel so glad, so glad, so glad, so glad!!!